75 Best Pie Quotes for Kids

Are you looking for pie quotes for Thanksgiving? Then you are in the right place!

Here are 75 Best Pie Sayings for Kids including matching books and activities.

Let’s have a look!

best pie quotes for kids

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Fascinating Pie Facts

Before we get started with our family pie quotes, let’s learn about pie.

  • Pie has been around since ancient Egyptians. The first pies were made by the Romans who may have learned them from the Greeks.
  • The first pie recipe was published by the Romans
  • The early pies were predominately meat pies.
  • In the early twelfth century pyes (pies) originally appeared in England.
  • Pie came to the United States with the first English settlers.
  • Approximately $700 million in pies are sold in grocery stores each year. 

These and more interesting facts about pies can be found in the following link.

Pie Books for Kids

After we learned some cool facts about the fall season you might like to read a matching book to your children.

Here are some great book recommendations on children’s fall books for you:

Can you believe this old lady is going to swallow the whole pie?

This book will help children overcome their fear of trying new foods and includes an ATK recipe for the perfect pie.

Let your children learn about kindness, courtesy, respect, and friendship while reading this fun story.

The perfect autumn treat for Grandma is an apple pie! But can you and Granddaddy pull off the surprise?

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75 Best Pie Quotes for Kids

Do you like pie? Which one is your favorite?

Here are matching Pie Quotes to make you think about baking one next.

Our list of pie lines includes pie sayings and quotes for kids, apple pie and pumpkin pie quotes, short quotes about pies, inspirational pie phrases, and funny pie puns and captions.

Let’s have a look and get inspired!

Pie Sayings for Kids

Here are some of our favorite pie sayings for kids:

  1. Keep calm and eat more pie!
  2. You are the apple to my pie.
  3. Cutie Pie
  4. I love you above all things, even pie. – Christopher Moore
  5. I only have pumpkin pies for you. 
  6. Give thanks and eat pie!
  7. I m just here for the pie. Happy Thanksgiving
  8. P is for pie
  9. Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later!
  10. You are my cutie pie!
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Pumpkin Pie Quotes

Your kids will love the following cute pie quotes:

  • Live. Love. Pumpkin Pie.
  • Sweet as pumpkin pie. 
  • Pumpkin pie fixes everything.
  • Give thanks and eat pumpkin pie. 
  • Just a girl who loves pumpkin pie. 
  • Pumpkin pie, spice, and everything nice. 
  • Life is never better than when you’re eating pumpkin pie. 
  • I don’t care what the problem is, pumpkin pie is the solution. 
  • Find someone who looks at you the way I look at pumpkin pie.
  • I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have the room for it.

Apple Pie Quotes

They like apple pie better then try these apple pie sayings.

  • Apple pie is my therapy. 
  • Follow me to the apple pie. 
  • Keep calm and eat apple pie. 
  • I’m as American as apple pie. 
  • Filling my apple pie to the sky. 
  • Apple pies make all things better. 
  • Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit. 
  • Freshly baked apple pie makes the world go round.
  • There’s no problem too large that apple pie can’t fix
  • Is it really a trip to your grandma’s house until you’ve had some apple pie?

Short Pie Quotes

Short but sweet. Let’s check out these short pie slogans:

  • A bad day eating pumpkin pie is always better than a good day without it.
  • You like pie? I like pie. – Barack Obama
  • You can’t carve up the world. It’s not a pie. – Patti Smith
  • My favorite pudding is good old English apple pie. – Jeremy Bulloch
  • Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie’s not big enough, make a bigger pie. – Dave Thomas
  • I’m just a piece of the pie, a slice of the pound cake. – Charles Oakley
  • So the pie isn’t perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic. – Martha Stewart
  • Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.
  • A bad day eating apple pie is better than a good day doing anything else.
  • Humility means you’re willing to give someone a bigger slice of the pie. – Frederick Lenz
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Cute Pie Poems Quotes

How about the following cute pie poems:

This morning I cooked up a pie
For the party tomorrow, so why
Am I constantly itchin’
To run to the kitchen
And gobble the whole blueberry pie.
Unknown
Countless lives on a living pie,
green and blue with many lies;
holy tyrants playing with little lives,
costumed saviors in peaceful times.
Perhaps these are just some lies,
or just a fraction of the pie.
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For dessert, I try my very first bite of fresh blueberry pie –
a bite so flakey, tangy, and gooey that I can not deny.
If I have another scrumptious slice,
I think this just might become my vice
until I eat so much that I keel over and die!
Unknown

Did you enjoy our pie greetings for kids?
Then go check out these popular fall activities. How about our Squirrel Templates, Hedgehog Printables, or Scarecrow Crafts next?

Inspirational Pie Quotes

Let’s start off with our inspirational quotes about pies:

  • We must have pumpkin pie. Stress doesn’t exist in the presence of pumpkin pie.
  • In all my work, I try to say – ‘You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?’ – Maya Angelou
  • Here’s an idea: let’s get over ourselves, buy a cherry pie, and go fall in love with life. – Tom Robbins
  • The man for me is the cherry on the pie. But I’m the pie and my pie is good all by itself. Even if I don’t have a cherry. – Halle Berry
  • Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie. – John le Carre
  • When someone asks if you’d like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? – Lisa Loeb
  • If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan
  • A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. –
  • The future… seems to me no unified dream but a mince pie, long in the baking, never quite done. – Edward Young
  • Negotiations over a shrinking pie are especially difficult because they require an allocation of losses. People tend to be much more easygoing when they bargain over an expanding pie. – Daniel Kahneman

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough.

Jay Leno
thanksgiving kids pie quotes

Funny Pie Puns

Time for our funny pie puns.

  • In pie we crust
  • Pie there
  • Slice, slice, baby.
  • You bake me smile.
  • I’m a pie-rate.
  • Pie hard.
  • It’s pie-fect.
  • I crust you.
  • That was ins-pie-ring.
  • Pie like you berry much.

Pie come in piece.

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  • I have my eyes on the pies.
  • I’m occu-pied at the moment.
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Fun Pie Captions

These weren’t funny enough, then try these funny pie captions next.

  • I have “fillings” for you!
  • Fall Vibes and Pumpkin pie. 
  • Bake the world a better place. 
  • You are the pumpkin to my pie.
  • Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered. 
  • Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. 
  • Pilates? Oh, heavens no. I thought you said “apple pie and lattes.
  • Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
  • Autumn. Pretty leaves, pumpkin pie, and sweaters. Perfect weather for reading. Winter is great but I hate shoveling. – Eden Robinson
  • What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie Everyone!
funny pie captions

More Quotes

I also like to introduce you to the following family quotes:

Easy Pie and Thanksgiving Activities

After you are done with these pie quotes and sayings, go check out these fun Pie and Thanksgiving Activities next:

If you are a visual learner, also check out this matching pie placement card video tutorial and add one of our family pie sayings.


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